Lois Griffin: Stewie why don't you play in the other room?
Stewie Griffin: Why don't you burn in hell?
My husband has his best friend here for the week. Which is fine, in theory. In theory, that means that the Captain of Nosy and Annoying will be occupied, and will leave me alone to write.
I never much believed in theories.
Instead, I've spent the last few days between work and the couch, watching the two of them stare at the television, like there isn't a great wide world out there for them to go explore. Annoying, yes, but nothing that I feel that I can get righteously irritated about, as they're technically not bothering me.
Unless breathing counts.
Speaking of righteous, I've picked a topic for my book. It's not any that I've outlined previously (because that would be too easy), but instead it stems from a conversation that may or maynot have been fueled by alcohol at three in the morning with a friend of mine. It's about the half-human daughter of the devil, who decides she wants to go to college on Earth.
I expect the Crazy!Christians to start lighting my front lawn on fire any day now.
Particularly because I will be (and already have done) putting words in not only the mouth of God, but of Jesus as well, and making Satan look more like a guy with a shitty job than the Emperor of the Damned.
Really, it's about a girl forced to redefine right and wrong, and learn what it means to be human. Kind of like Harry Potter.
At least, Harry and Eden's authors are similar in the fact that they will have insane crazies throwing eggs at their cars.
Should be fun!
Stewie Griffin: Why don't you burn in hell?
~Family Guy
My husband has his best friend here for the week. Which is fine, in theory. In theory, that means that the Captain of Nosy and Annoying will be occupied, and will leave me alone to write.
I never much believed in theories.
Instead, I've spent the last few days between work and the couch, watching the two of them stare at the television, like there isn't a great wide world out there for them to go explore. Annoying, yes, but nothing that I feel that I can get righteously irritated about, as they're technically not bothering me.
Unless breathing counts.
Speaking of righteous, I've picked a topic for my book. It's not any that I've outlined previously (because that would be too easy), but instead it stems from a conversation that may or maynot have been fueled by alcohol at three in the morning with a friend of mine. It's about the half-human daughter of the devil, who decides she wants to go to college on Earth.
I expect the Crazy!Christians to start lighting my front lawn on fire any day now.
Particularly because I will be (and already have done) putting words in not only the mouth of God, but of Jesus as well, and making Satan look more like a guy with a shitty job than the Emperor of the Damned.
Really, it's about a girl forced to redefine right and wrong, and learn what it means to be human. Kind of like Harry Potter.
At least, Harry and Eden's authors are similar in the fact that they will have insane crazies throwing eggs at their cars.
Should be fun!
Eggs totally wash off and if you can score even 1/16th of what what JKR made off of her books fuck the car....you'll buy a new one.
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